A message to Boson-Area Massholes

You try to run over me when I'm halfway across the street, running in a sidewalk. You created and maintain the streets of Cambridge, and during the century that people have been driving cars, you have not made these streets more navigable. Driving in traffic with you is worse than being driven by a NY cabdriver who is in labor, on a cellphone, surrounded by tourists, during rush-hour. And now you can't even distinguish between an advertisement and a public safety hazard?!!

If it weren't for Fenway Park, killer food, the Boston Marathon, and Fannueil Hall, we'd be calling you the new Newark.